If you’ve ever wanted to sit on a rock staring at your reflection in a shiny shell while brushing your luxurious locks and luring sailors to their death with your fabulous singing voice, lady this lip balm is for you.

Made with organic oils, plant and fruit extracts, Cocoa Shack Seashell Lip Balms are packaged in Ariel-worthy shells into which a tiny mirror has been tucked and a golden clasp affixed. Obviously recycled, once balm-free the shells are reusable—Pill container? Pocket mirror? Clutch purse for a miniature friend?—and, eventually, biodegradable (once you recycle the mirror).

And they’re yummy: Flavors like vanilla pearl, mango-lime, caramel and chocolate make for a virtual meal every time you lick your lips. Meaning a few weeks with the seashells and it might be time to break out the fish-tail-and-conch-shell ensemble for a trip to the seashore. Or not.

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